Welcome to my World of Wonderment

Our planet is a neat place, full of weird and unusual people doing weird and unusual things. One oddball thing I like to do is geocache. What other activity is there that makes people travel hundreds of miles to climb a mountain, wade a river, and fight a Bigfoot, just to be the first person to sign a piece of paper rolled up in a 35mm film canister stuffed in the knot hole of a tree? I can't think of any other sport that has such a great mix of technology and the wonderful outdoors. A lot of geocaches are placed in a beautiful setting, or hidden in a challenging or unique way, or in a historical setting. Geocaching allows the finder to share in some of the hiders favorite places, and along the way you get to meet some interesting characters, and occasionally learn something new. While this blog is primarily a geocaching blog, I also use this place to post the occasional funny video or weird news story, or as a platform to rant or rave about something I really have to share. But for the most part this website is about you, the weirdo walking around in circles, talking into your GPS unit like it's a phone, pretending your taking pictures of a phone booth to find find the tiniest micro-cache, or circling your car around and around a light pole in a parking lot trying to retrieve a cache without even getting out of your car.


Go Fuck Yourself

Colbert Explains the McCain Campaign

The White House on Halloween

Times Gone By

I found this link on Neatorama showing some great political ads from past elections.  It's interesting to note how some things have changed and some have not.  Here are a few of my favorites.

Freddy Krueger 20 Years Later

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Happy Halloween


bush Urinal

I always thought the waste came out of bush's mouth, but evidently this is how he gets charged back up.
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The Great Pumpkin

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McCain's Derisive Air Quotes

The last part of this video with Samantha Bee taking McCain to task on his use of air quotes when talking about women's health is awesome.

Ummm........What The

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican

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The United States of Un-America


Wal-Mart Bingo


More Costume Ideas

Is it still too soon for this?
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Times Tough? Fire Your Kids

I would have fired the big one, he obviously eats more than Bobby.

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McCain Hates Pennsylvania

Democrat Representative John Murtha (who no one but a bunch of redneck racist have ever heard of) said that Western Pennsylvania is redneck and racist.  After hearing this, John McCain agrees.

His Outer Shell Has Not Yet Calcified

Electronic Voting Machine Fraud

This is just crazy. The election official in this video can't even fix the machine to make it work properly. Our society has been using computers to help us in our every day lives for decades now, and you want to convince me that we can't make voting foolproof? How many times have you went to an ATM and have it malfunction, say give you too much money or give you someone else's money? Never. And the same companies that make these voting machines make ATM's!

Batman Meets a Real Superhero


The Harvest

Stroke the Vote

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Halloween Costumes

Ok, I thought I had it narrowed down to the horse costume, but one of these might be more comfortable.

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A Monkey Riding a Bicycle


Sad Truth

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The Outbreak

I came across this interactive movie called The Outbreak. If you liked choose your own adventure books when you where a kid then this might have some appeal.  You are involved in a zombie attack and every few minutes you have to pick your course of action, and I assume if you pick right you survive, and if not, chomp, chomp.  From what I have seen of it so far, it's better than I Am Legend, but not as good as Shaun of the Dead.

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Halloween Costume

As you know, Halloween is just a few days away.  I haven't settled on my costume idea yet, but I'm leaning towards this. The only problem I see with this is the leather pants. If you have ever seen the episode of Friends with Ross wearing leather to impress his younger girlfriend you would know what I'm talking about.


Bill Maher on the Daily Show


The Wassup Guys Want Change


Mike Rowe Has a Really Dirty Job

Mike Rowe has done some really gross stuff for his job, but this one takes the cake. The testicle cake that is. Mike goes to a sheep ranch and helps castrate a flock of sheep. It sounds bad enough, raising livestock is full of unpleasantness, but using your teeth to castrate sheep is going a little too far. Surely there is a more hygienic way. You would think someone  over the years would have gotten tired of putting sheep balls in their mouth would have made a special tool for  the testicle extraction.  Wouldn't your hands work better?  This farmer must be pulling the wool over on Mike Rowe's eyes. I hope Mike gets paid more than your average ball gobbler working the streets.

Jon Stewart on Patriotism of the Non-Small Town



I Hope This Doesn't Happen

Opie Taylor and Richie Cunningham Want You To Vote For Barack

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A Little too Close


Palin Says Vote Democrat

You would think with the republican National Committee spending $150,000 on her wardrobe, that they could have at least found this idiot a scarf with an elephant on it.  This photo was taken yesterday at one of her klan rallies. I really do think that she is too stupid to know that the two parties are represented by a donkey and an elephant.


Rock Me Obamadeus

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Some Great Piloting

Monkey Vs. Puppy

A Chimpanzee on a Segway

Some More Japanese Monkeys


Top Gov

Raising a Child vs. Raising a Dog

This is why my wife and I don't have kids. Be warned, the last few seconds are a little over the top with the violence. The baby in the cat carrier licking the bars makes it all worth it.

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Terry Tate and the Sentence to Nowhere

Hold... Hold.... Wait for it.... Hold on.....


Colin Powell Endorses Obama

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell said today on Meet the Press that he will vote for Barack Obama. He said he questions McCain's decision making after he nominated Sarah Palin for his running mate. Powell also did not like the direction the republican party has went with questioning Obama's background, some calling him a terrorist, or implying that he is Muslim, and that a Muslim can't be President.

Joe the Plumber

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Palin on Saturday Night Live

An Evolution Debate

The New Sin Game From McDonalds

Collect all of the game pieces to win.  I only need a few more to win, anyone care to have a gay affair with me and then let me murder you?  Oh wait, what the fuck is shacking?  Is that what Muhammad Ali and Micheal J. Fox have?

If the bible Had Comments

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Obama Has Some Great Joke Writers

The candidates roast each other at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner in New York City.

Child Labor Builds World's Tallest Tower

Out of Lego.  It took 4 days to put the 460,000 bricks together into a 96' tower in Vienna, Austria.

The HBO Presidential Debate

Hayden Panettiere PSA

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McCain Finally Shows Up For Letterman

After a few weeks delay, McCain found his way to Dave's show.  It's clear that McCain had someone write some jokes for him.  Letterman then takes McCain to task over McCain's running mate Palin saying Obama is a terrorists, and pals around with terrorists.  Dave then asks McCain if Obama's relationship with Ayers is anything like McCain's relationship with convicted Watergate criminal G. Gordon Liddy.


The Palin Oval Office

Click here to have some fun.

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The Palin Pyramid Parody

Ronald Reagan Wants to Know

From the mouths of babes I mean old senile person.

John McCain's Friends

Ben Kenobi - Private Jedi

This is awesome. It has so many inside jokes you can't keep them straight.

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Palin Flat Out Lies About Her Abuse of Power

Bush Happens

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Veterans For Obama

The Press and the Election

This is just slightly absurd. I could see something like this happening.

Organ Grinder

Get your mind out of the gutter, it's Monkey Tuesday.


Wee Models

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Presidential Elections

A flying phallus was used to interrupt Gary Kasparov during a campaign speech in Russia last year.  I think this tactic should be used world wide, including the U.S.. The only problem would be how hard it is to tell one dick from the other,  "Oh, McCain has done something with his hair.  Huh?  Oh that's just a flying dildo."

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Hockey Moms Boo Palin

This is pretty funny, Sarah Palin gets booed at a hockey game.

Happy Indigenous People Day

Hug a native, and stop celebrating columbus's mass murder for god, glory, and gold.  Lets stop celebrating the bumbling accomplishment of a slave trader and murderer.  Transform Columbus Day

From the documentary The Canary Effect



The Office and Battlestar Galactica

Two of my favorite shows on television are The Office and Battlestar Galactica.  This week's episode of The Office showed Jim torturing Dwight (who said he never wastes a second of his employers time) with deliberate lies about Battlestar in order to get a rise out of him.

The Candidates and Your Tax Dollars

I saw this interesting table on Parade.com.  It's clear that Obama's tax plan is better for the working man than McCain's.

Obama McCain
If you make... you'd   
less than $19,000 $567 $21
$19,000-$37,600 $892 $118
$37,600-$66,400 $1118 $325
$66,400-$111,600 $1264 $994
$111,600-$161,000 $2135 $2584
$161,000-$227,000 $2796 $2584

If you're in the top 5% of earners... You'd Pay an Extra
$227,000-$603,400 $121 $8159
$603,400-$2.87 million $93,709 $48,862
more than $2.87 million $542,882 $290,708

Frog jesus

Chris Rock Looks for a Church


Indiana Jones on South Park

I personally liked the newest Indiana Jones movie but this weeks South Park making fun of the Crystal Skull was still hilarious. Aliens are no more bizarre than god and the arc of the covenant.

The Always Funny Betty White

Def Leppard Sucks

That last post reminded me of a joke I have been telling for years.
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The Final Countdown, Still Bad After All These Years

I hated this song and was tortured with it throughout high school.  This guy's version is just as good as Europe's and he seems more talented.

Skate Ballooning


Don't Do It

This is a parody of the Hollywood Wants You To Vote video, but it's subject is just as important.

Wicker Man is one of the most unintentionally funny movies of all time.


Have You Heard

Swiftboat Willie

I found this on Cartoon Brew

The Fifth Kiss Member: Richard


The Last Eggtion Hero

This is a little WTF.  It makes me want to play Quake.


Tilt-shift photography is just amazing to me.  It uses special equipment to create a very narrow depth of field that puts the foreground and the background out of focus, making everything appear miniature.

Here are a few Tilt-Shift photos I found using SearchMe.com

Mad Monkey Man's Mimicking Menaces Mischievous Macaques

Dog Wool

Here is something I should try, making clothes out of my dog's hair.
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This Woman is an Idiot

A Carrotnet

Barney Makes a Dick Joke

Monkey Tuesday


Dicken's Cider

Found this today, I thought it was even funnier the first time I heard it on Bob and Tom about 15 years ago.  I personally like a hot hard Dicken's Cider in the can.

Fogo de Chao

My wife and I decided to try out a restaurant that we had never been to in celebration of our tenth wedding anniversary.  We settled on the Brazilian steakhouse Fogo de Chao.  And I must say it was spectacular.  From the time we entered the front door to the time we left, we never wanted for anything.

I don't know if all Brazilian steakhouses are like Fogo de Chao, but they have a great concept.  First of all there isn't a menu.  They have an awesome saladbar with real fresh greens and fresh fruits, vegetables, cheeses, olives, peppers etc... which is worth the price of the whole dinner alone.  Then for the main course you have your choice of 15 different cuts of meats.  And when I say choice, I don't mean you have to pick one, you can have one or all 15, and then keep trying different ones all night until you can't eat anymore.  Each person has a two-sided disk, one side green and one side red, that lets the servers, called Gauchos, know if you want more meat or if you want to let your prime rib settle for a bit.  If you see your favorite Gaucho bringing around that mouth watering top sirlon, flip your disk to green, tell him how you want it done, and enjoy.  Then be sure to flip your disk back to red, or the guy with the chicken legs (which I'm sure are awesome) will come over and hassle you.  I think I nearly ate a whole cow, it wasn't a meal, it was a vendetta.  And all of that is not counting the unlimited servings of the traditional Brazilian side dishes.  If you want a unique dining experience and can spend a little extra money, Fogo de Chao is well worth your time.


Star Wars Redux

Master Debater

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Homer Simpson Tries To Vote

The Borats of Vietnam

From Nothing To Do With Arbroath

Vietnamese 'Borats' cause a storm

Two students who dressed up as the TV character Borat are at the centre of a row in Vietnam.

The pair performed a dance act at a company party dressed as the spoof Kazakh journalist in his notoriously skimpy "mankini" swimming costume. They have now found themselves suspended from college for 12 months.

The incident, dubbed the "nude dance of FPT Arena students", has stirred up a storm on internet forums and also in the domestic media. The leading technology firm FPT owns the college where the two performers were studying design.

Hanoi Cultural Inspectorate on Tuesday fined the college 4m dong ($240; £135) for a number of offences including "use of improper clothing".

Newspapers deemed the display "obscene", saying it was against Vietnam's morality and tradition. Angry readers wrote in to call for punishment.

"I cannot understand how they could do such an anti-cultural thing," said Nguyen Dinh Van from Hanoi, adding: "I cannot accept it."

Once I got past the train wreck of a photo and looked at the article I did what I always do before reading something; I skimmed over it first, looking for the relevant items. The first thing that I saw was 4m dong.

Movies Ruined by Cell Phones

Letterman Recaps bush's Presidency

The V.P. Debate

After watching the debate last night, (because The Office wasn't on) I think I came to the same conclusion everyone else did.  They both did alright.  If you were an Obama/Biden supporter you probably thought Biden did a good job, and that Palin went off topic too much.  If you were a McCain/Palin backer, you probably thought that Palin said exactly what she needed to and Biden went off topic too much.  Neither V.P. candidate probably swayed any undicided voters, or pulled votes accross the party lines.

I did think there were some differences though.  Palin had these same talking points that all of the neocons have, and when ever she was asked anything, she would look down to the cue cards and say, "Iraq, terrorism, or war hero," and spout out what ever was on the top cue card, regardless of the question, no matter how akward.  Biden had his talking points written on cue cards also, but he shuffled his around to answer the question at hand.

One thing that I thougt interesting was their debate on global warming.  Palin said what she has been trained to say, that there is cyclical climate change, and always has been.  But Biden got a big jab on the republicans here: 


George Seurat

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The True Story of Sarah Palin

It's so easy to make fun of Sarah Palin that it's almost not fun anymore. Almost. Warning this video is a little brutal.

Assisted Suicide

After the crash of the stock market in the 1930's people wanted to kill themselves. Some people came up with more inventive ways to off themselves than others. I can't wait to see how the people of Wall St. handle this new crash.

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Bushism by Frank Caliendo

Cooking with Balls

From the Telegraph

Cooking With Balls: World's first testicle recipe book
A chef is publishing a book of recipes for cooking with testicles.

Hailed as the world's first recipe collection of its kind, Cooking With Balls includes testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles with giblets.

Ljubomir Erovic, the chef behind the book, said testicles are rich in testosterone and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in China as well as his homeland of Serbia.

The collection, made available by e-book publishers YUDU, features testicles from several different animals, including stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs and turkeys.

"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie........More

Well I don't know about you, but I always wash my testicles for 30 to 45 minutes.


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