A world renowned masturbating walrus has died at the New York Aquarium. Ayveq we will miss you.
Here is the "touching" tribute.
Mother's out there everywhere are using this as a life lesson. Not only will you go blind, you may die first. On a side note, 100% of people who have masturbated have died, or will die in the next 100 years, I know, I know, shocking isn't it?
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Welcome to my World of Wonderment
Our planet is a neat place, full of weird and unusual people doing weird and unusual things. One oddball thing I like to do is geocache. What other activity is there that makes people travel hundreds of miles to climb a mountain, wade a river, and fight a Bigfoot, just to be the first person to sign a piece of paper rolled up in a 35mm film canister stuffed in the knot hole of a tree? I can't think of any other sport that has such a great mix of technology and the wonderful outdoors. A lot of geocaches are placed in a beautiful setting, or hidden in a challenging or unique way, or in a historical setting. Geocaching allows the finder to share in some of the hiders favorite places, and along the way you get to meet some interesting characters, and occasionally learn something new. While this blog is primarily a geocaching blog, I also use this place to post the occasional funny video or weird news story, or as a platform to rant or rave about something I really have to share. But for the most part this website is about you, the weirdo walking around in circles, talking into your GPS unit like it's a phone, pretending your taking pictures of a phone booth to find find the tiniest micro-cache, or circling your car around and around a light pole in a parking lot trying to retrieve a cache without even getting out of your car.
7/1/08
A "Touching" Tribute To A "Touching" Legend
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He put the coney in coney island
This is truly a sad day. We should all have a moment of silence in our day.
In a 1640s law code for the Puritan colony of New Haven, Connecticut in the 17th century "blasphemers, homosexuals and masturbators" were eligible for the death penalty. But I am with Mike on this one. We mourn the loss of an icon. On another note. I had always heard that masturbating will cause hair to grow on your hand........
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