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A Tribute to Drinking

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Sorry about the douchebags in the video, I couldn't find a better rendition of Pat Dailey's Out Drinkin. So hit play and turn off your monitor for this video.

Drunken Shrunken People

This is a WTF moment to beat all other WTFs. Al Gore had this in mind when he invented the interwebs.

This has everything that makes America a such a great country: Drunk little people, a runaway car, maniacal laughter, and a food fight. god bless merica.

Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.