Beer Goggles are Real

More beer goggle silliness.

The Sydney Morning Herald

A few stiff drinks really does make other people appear more
attractive, according to researchers who say the alcohol makes us
think about sex.

A test on drunk university students has scientifically proven
what was common pub knowledge - that drinking improves the
appearance of those around you.

A team from the University of Bristol in England conducted a
controlled experiment on 84 young heterosexuals, getting half of
them tipsy on a drink and asking all of them to rate the
attractiveness of people in photographs.

Both drunk men and drunk women rated the faces as being more
attractive than did those who were sober, according to New
Scientist magazine............

Which explains this, Nikki has been drunk since we met.

Stolen Beer Goggles

Police missing "beer goggles"

Associated Press

BUFFALO GROVE, Ill. - Police in the Chicago suburb of Buffalo Grove are asking for the public's help in returning a $150 pair of special goggles that are used to simulate the effects of intoxication.

Officers say the goggles disappeared this week from a table at a National Night Out event at a local park.

Officer Hector De La Paz says police believe the goggles were taken by accident.

Sometimes called "beer goggles," the special glasses are used by police to demonstrate to high school students and parents how alcohol impairs a driver's vision and judgment. They look like safety glasses.